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[tolaywaste]

Okay, so. Everybody heard the Admiral's announcement, I'm guessing. I don't know how many of you think this is going to be awful and how many of you will think I'm being paranoid, and I don't really care.

Here's what I'm offering.

There are some wardens here - not a huge number, but some - who might not be able to help you prepare for the worst. Physically, I mean. I can, or at least I can help. If anybody wants that, I can make it happen. I'll talk to wardens first, though, I'm not going over anybody's head. If you don't have a warden - talk to me anyway, we'll figure something out.

private | ben

Hey, Ben. You ever play baseball?

Comments

[singe_john]

Now, hang on, I never said no!

If we work out together, will I get one of those choice jumpsuits of yours? [He says, as if his own costume isn't LOUD AND TERRIBLE.]

[tolaywaste]

If you make it yourself.

[singe_john]

C'monnn, aren't those things standard issue? What if I was looking to join the X-Men?

[tolaywaste]

Are you? Because it sounds like you're just being a jackass.