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[ voice: ]

[ About half an hour after he makes his way back to his room, he's kind of got a handle on this. Kind of. Still, he's using voice and not video because that's sort of like a phone. Ish. ]

All the amenities here, huh? Nothing out of place. [ It's supposed to be a joke, but that's the only one you're getting, because there are a couple things missing. ]

So, Alex Summers, I'm - a Warden.

[ For whatever that's worth. He pauses, vital information transmitted, and tries to figure out how to communicate the rest of it. ]

Or will be. I guess it's a title that doesn't mean anything right now. [ That's as good as you're getting, Barge. Okay, he changed his mind, back to joking, that's less awkward. ] Who plays pool on this ship?